I'm a good person but a shitty writer. You're a shitty person but a good writer. We'd make a good team.

“Failing to grapple with complexity actually turns out to be a pretty bad life s…”

“We didn't have sex. We never got naked. I never touched her bare breast, and he…”

“Dutch is not so much a language as an ailment of the throat.”

“I still think that maybe the "afterlife" is just something we made up to ease t…”