I’m a lion in my environment. But take me out of my cage, and I’m a lamb.

“If you ask me if I know how to speak Latin, I’ll say, “No, it’s all Greek to me.”

“If I had a hand for a penis, would a hand job be appropriate in place of a hand…”

“My last phone call was totally uncalled for. Well, not totally. More like 99.88…”

“Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I …”