I’m a logician. No matter how wrong I am, I can always convince myself I am right.

“My skull is soundproof. And thank God too, or else you’d be able to hear all th…”

“Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving…”

“The profit was five, split evenly between the two of us, which meant that my fa…”

“Instead of making trash cans cylinder shaped, they should make the mold look mo…”