I’m a master of encouragement. Why should I do work myself when the price of getting others to do it for me is as cheap as cheering them on?

“A whisper is like the shadow of a shout. My shout’s a little too green if I let…”

“In politics, I don’t know which came first, the rubber chicken policies, or the…”

“His eyes were so blue, and his teeth so yellow, that the overall impression was…”

“A brick could be used as one ingredient on the greedy Cake of Love. Other ingre…”