I’m a nail biter. Not when I’m nervous, but when I misplace my hammer.

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“It’s a cliff, and I’ll jump, Don’t call it a bluff, or call my bluff. And don’t…”

“I won’t put up with a woman who tries to put me down. But I might put out if sh…”

“I took a shower under a fountain drink machine at a gas station because it beat…”