I’m a one-man show. I need to start a band. You wanna join? Too bad! What about one-man band don’t you understand?

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“When the war comes, you’ll find me on the front line, with some crayons, colori…”

“Being a parent is apparently more than most men can handle. This is transparent…”

“I’ve learned to not let rejection bother me. How can it bother me, when all the…”