I’m a stand up guy. Especially when compared to someone sitting down.

“Blankets could be used to stop exponential population growth. If we kept the pe…”

“A brick could be strapped to the back of a pet gerbil, to teach it how to swim.…”

“When I say something, I mean what I say, despite what a dictionary says I mean.…”

“The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That’s wher…”