I’m a thief. What can I say, I’ve got sticky fingers. I robbed a sperm bank. But I did it for the people.

“His name was Rodger Green, but people called him Red. Red Green was a man of st…”

“The atmosphere is always very grave when I walk into a cemetery.”

“I’m world famous. Throughout the globe—north, south, east, and west—there are l…”

“The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let t…”