I’m a tiger made out of a paper towel, and I’m going to wipe you out.

“I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece …”

“I had a religious experience at a crosswalk.”

“I decide to go outside to enjoy the weather. Out of the corner of my eye I see …”

“I carry a little plastic tub with me, and I put my most valuable possessions in…”