I’m a typical atypical kind of guy.

“Today I found yet more evidence that I’m a lunatic. The proof came in a package…”

“Women are referred to as the fairer sex. But are they really less tan, or are t…”

“A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every…”

“My lawyer’s name is Mr. Dentist. I have him on retainer. The police may think I…”