I’m always the last in love by exactly one person.

“I’d rather fail to try than try and fail. But, then, I am a coward who votes wi…”

“I'd like to see a flag made not out of stars and stripes, but rather fingers an…”

“I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time." What other time is …”

“Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes.”