I’m ambidextrous. I can write just as poorly with either hand.

“If love looked like a deer, smelled like a deer, and ran like a deer, then I wo…”

“You may have to dish out more love than me, but I have more love to dish out. A…”

“Thinking ahead is like remembering the future. How about that time we made love…”

“I’m 30% in love, and if I ever rise to 70%, then I’ll be 100% in love. But I’ll…”