I’m an anti model. I’m not posing, I’m imposing.

“Last night as I was driving home, I ran over a guy in a wheelchair. But it’s OK…”

“Women, if I understood them half as well as I understand fractions, I'd have sa…”

“The first two letters of her name were M and E and I thought, Yes! Finally, a n…”

“I just invented a new light that shuts off automatically when an ugly person wa…”