I’m an artist. I’m a cave painter. Archaeologists and art critics of the future are going to call me a genius. They’re going to say I was so far ahead of my time that I was way behind my time.

“I want to meet the girl of my dreams, and then immediately try to sleep with he…”

“I want to be the object of your objections.”

“It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you.”

“When I see a poor person I think of me, and then I think, maybe I should pay my…”