I’m as deadly as a marine, when compared to marine plant life. It took lots of water, sunlight, and standing still to get this badass.

“If religion is a crutch, then society is the broken foot.”

“I saw the ghost of vodka. It was a translucent spirit.”

“Governments are too stupid to understand that too much red tape does not bind a…”

“A brick could be used like ice cream. But hold up, hold up. Let me put a bowl u…”