I’m as thirsty as an elephant penis in the snow. I’m ready to love again.

“I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one f…”

“I long for your love like shortness of breath. Somebody get me an inhaler!”

“A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.
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“My name is Ron G. Am I wrong?”