I’m asking you not to do it. Can you do that for me? Can you do not doing it?


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“Pa extended his paw as if to say, “I’m here, and I’m human.” What else could I …”

“His name was Tom Tombstone, and if he had a middle name it was probably Death. …”

“The term “global audience” is misleading and meaningless, but I’m proud to say …”