I’m at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. I’m standing on the board right now.

“When I think about my clone, random songs pop into my head. Songs like, “Happy …”

“I’m thinking about becoming a farmer and a fisherman—a hunter of swimming plant…”

“A brick could be used for pressing grapes into wine, and a magician could then …”

“What do you call a schooner in a wine glass? Port.”