I’m building a hot air balloon out of my love for you. I’m starting with the hot air, and then I’m going to surround that with saran wrap, because after all, I’m only using leftovers.

“Enjoy a life of poverty. Become a poet.”

“The boxer had two black eyes. But that’s to be expected, since he was from Afri…”

“If I could lick the sunset, I’ll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.”

“I keep an outfit of my baby clothes on a hanger in my closet. It hangs there li…”