I’m creative, I make up almost everything. But with all my creativity, I couldn’t make up with my wife.

“I also should have come up with a product description.”

“Nobody can make you feel ignorant but you—the you from before, the one who skip…”

“When you said you were ugly it was the most untrue thing you’ve ever said. Well…”

“Yesterday I went to see a doctor. I woke up with a sore throat, congested sinus…”