I’m different than other men in that I’m indifferent to the ins and outs of concave and convex relationships. I feel that women like that I’m like that.

“I made myself an “I Love Jennifer” jacket out of my old “I Love Jenn” jacket. T…”

“If I could capture the rays of the sun in a can, I'd paint a canvas with it and…”

“However, my next-door neighbors had an entirely different manner of eating. Whe…”

“I’ll grab my crotch at you. It’s a greeting, like hello, only more provocative …”