I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

“I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine.”

“I always know it's Sunday because I wake up feeling apologetic. That's one of t…”

“Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the …”

“With the exception of dessert, food is food.”