I’m famous for my Shepherd’s Pie. Here’s my recipe: lamb, potatoes, cheese, peas, paprika, and a wool-covered apron for the chef/shepherd/wolf-like politician to wear while serving the sheeple up.


“I couldn’t make my doctor’s appointment because I was tied up. I’ll tell you, b…”

“I live on Canal St. My house is only accessible by boat.”

“It’s hard to wear a Speedo and pose with an erection. Still, I’ve got to try, e…”

“Doing autograph sessions all day is not what I signed up for. But that’s just a…”