I’m feeling a little under the weather. But once I open my umbrella, I’m sure I’ll begin to feel better.

“A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid,…”

“We all have to have something to hold on to, even if it’s our own torso.”

“If I owned a dry cleaners, I’d open at 9 and clothes at 5. Ugh. That pun was sp…”

“I’ve only been with my girlfriend for three days, but it feels like a lifetime—…”