I’m feeling a little under the weather. But once I open my umbrella, I’m sure I’ll begin to feel better.

“Love will make a man do some funny things, like tightrope walking across a tele…”

“A banana is not a pistol. Still, please don’t point one at me.”

“Good friends are like appendages. It's painful to lose one, and crippling to lo…”

“In five years I want to go equally as far as I have come in the last five years…”