I’m for a big government. A big government contraction.

“I once got a handjob from a glove. I miss the 80s.”

“I want a trophy wife, because the only thing I’ve ever won is a fourth-place ri…”

“A brick could be used like a Viking skull holds soup. If you bring a spoon, I c…”

“I saw myself in a piece of glass that wasn’t a mirror. Was that my doppelganger…”