I’m going on vacation, and I’m leaving my clone in charge. I’ll be gone, but I’ll be here.

“Things can go three ways—left, right, or straight. If you stand on one side, ei…”

“I want a trophy that has atrophy—where the maquette on top isn’t sculpted metal…”

“What is life without death? That's like asking what is peanut butter without je…”

“Love is yesterday’s tomorrow, minus the frozen musical notes, soggy teabags, an…”