I’m going to go up on my way down. I’m just a sideways sort of person.

“I’m a 33rd degree mason, which is one degree above freezing.”

“I want to hire someone to stand outside my door and knock three times, with eac…”

“I skinned a skunk to make a rug. You know, for the bathroom.”

“My words and my ideas are my property, and I’ll keep and protect them as surely…”