I’m hungry for success. And lasagna.

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“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though,…”

“I notice when you’re gone. With you not being there I notice your unbeing, with…”

“For being so ugly, I think God should reward me handsomely. He should give me t…”