I’m in good shape. That shape is round.


“To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex with a girl who ha…”

“I didn’t want to go, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t want to be invited.”

“Boy, when Grandma Wrinklebottom comes to town, you’d better hide your underwear…”

“A brick could be placed down on the first step on the path to enlightenment.”