I’m in the Just Under A Decade club. That’s how long it took me to get a four-year degree.

“I think I speak for all the mutes when I say, “Silence is equality.” I’m sure t…”

“I want to play a game of Solitaire—with my clone.”

“The only thing that can tame and temper love is love. Also syphilis.
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“A brick could be used to make love better. Faster isn’t always better. Don’t yo…”