I’m into extreme sports. Well, just one—cuddling.

“I put my deodorant on like I’m painting my armpits with a paintbrush. Art is ev…”

“I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make …”

“I started writing to get women, or rather a particular woman, and I continue wr…”

“Seeing no better jobs on the horizon than flipping hamburgers with so much grea…”