I’m itching for battle—with a mosquito bite. The only thing in life I’ll scratch at more is the need to be loved. I’m so bloody needy.

“In high school I attended a magnet school—for refrigerators.”

“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. …”

“On a map on my wall I relocated my family to Orafouraville, which is the capita…”

“I collect nothing. The best part is, the less I have, the more I have.”