I’m like a walking maze. Follow me.

“Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn’t even te…”

“She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, s…”

“Being in love is like being lit on fire and having your loved one morph into a …”

“The military told me I had no depth perception. “What do you mean?” I asked. “I…”