I’m lyrically illiterate. Actually, more accurately, I can’t read music.

“My rule of thumb for hitchhiking is: stick it up straight and proud and make if…”

“I want a trophy wife. I’ll keep her on the shelf next to my future Nobel peace …”

“The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicini…”

“It is Father’s Day today. I should probably call all three of mine and say Hell…”