I'm not difficult, I'm decisive. If a woman puts you on hold, she's considered a bitch.

“See? I can read between the lies of the lines of the writing on the wail.”

“Unlike Maxine Kumin, I never learned to pay the syntax.”

“Here are the prey; there are the predators; but, the challenge remains: Be neit…”

“Someone's got a bad case of sour gripes.”