I'm not famous, but some people know me by name. Other people know me by number. That number is four.

“Instead of putting a Band Aid on your cut finger, why not just amputate at the …”

“Is a one foot by one foot piece of cloth a blanket? What about if you rotate it…”

“I want to head up a committee to discuss how to properly head up committees. Ou…”

“I’d use my shadow as a blanket, but it’s too cold. It’s a shame, because it’d f…”