I’m not gentlemanly. When I’m gentle, I’m not manly, and when I’m manly, I’m not gentle.

“Hair grows out of moles, and for this reason I wish I had a row of moles above …”

“I had a hot date last night. Things were going well so I took her back to her h…”

“A brick could be used to sell pepper to people in the salt mines. So while you’…”

“It’s better to say something too little, than nothing too much.”