I’m not going to beg for my clone to get on his knees and grovel.

“One day I want to be so wealthy I can say to my wife, “let’s take a drive—to th…”

“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfort…”

“My balls dangle so low that I need a rake to scratch them. It also comes in han…”

“I drive a car that’s covered in fur, because before the automobile, there was t…”