I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s better than nodding off.

“I’m a typical atypical kind of guy.”

“A brick could be used like a simile, and I’d like it. But not as much as I’d li…”

“My first inclination is to make my business all about me, but my second instinc…”

“No matter how hard I try, I can’t grow facial hair on my chest.”