I'm not interested in you as a person. I am, however, interested in you as a banana.

“We had a mythical love. Some would say, including her, that it didn’t exist.”

“I’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will b…”

“A brick could be dropped at the feet of your enemy, as a gift, as an insult, as…”

“A brick should decide who gets to rule the people, and I should decide what rul…”