I'm not so much a good friend as I'm the savior who wants you to worship him forever.

“The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up. The …”

“Of all the priceless objects left behind, this is what we rescue. These artifac…”

“It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written i…”

“Anytime some well-meaning person forces you to demonstrate you have no talent a…”