I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight.

“The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white ma…”

“How many ways can I say “I love you”? I could say it in another language, like …”

“Sometimes I think I know her. This is not one of those times. This is not 3:33.”

“I accept all people—even the people I find unacceptable.”