I’m nothing. I’m just a humble man in a bumblebee costume trying to pollinate with a woman as romantic as a flower. Love doesn’t have to sting.

“I did a charity walk the other day. They asked for money, and I walked.”

“If you sound like shit, you sound like smell—which is crazy because smell looks…”

“A brick could be used to assuage your sense that life isn't real. Hold it in yo…”

“Growing up, my bedroom was like a garage, only much smaller and with more lawnm…”