I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.

“I should charge my bank money every time I endorse the back of a check. What is…”

“I just got a new windshield. Slowly I’m going to replace my way to a new car. I…”

“I am the sum of all somes, with a few scattered nones and nuns thrown in (thoug…”

“Bricks could have been used to stop Napoleon’s army from advancing into Russia.…”