I'm pretty much a goddess around here.

“No, Princes Charming," Duncan cheerfully corrected. "'Prince' is the noun; that…”

“You're a way-getter-inner, I can tell.”

“On still another road, a green-haired man wobbled by on peppermint-stick stilts…”

“Can you believe the man rhymed 'Rumplestiltskin' with 'crumpled napkins'?”