I’m probably the last person on earth who will tell you I want to be the last person on earth.

“A chef should make a dish using only my words as ingredients. My words will tas…”

“Sure, I have nice shoes. They’re in my closet, collecting a patina of dust. My …”

“Dream dialogue: 
-Don’t cry. I, too, know what it’s like to be different.
-But …”

“If love came out of exhaust pipes, like a penis that penetrated deep into one, …”