I'm proud to be a freak of nature.

“Somehow no matter how odd the combinations are, they always end up looking perf…”

“I thought guys were complicated. Maybe they are. But maybe they're easy and it'…”

“Do you want your scarf back?' I asked.'No, just the girl who goes with it.'Oh m…”

“I'm sorry, but I have this fear that someday you're goingtowake up a dried-out,…”