I'm proud to be a Mick, even though I'm not Irish My middle name is Mickey, though. Actually, I’m lying. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I consider seeing my 30th birthday an accomplishment. You know, not many midget…” “I called my father, but he pretended to be sleeping at first, then claimed not …” “I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the frie…” “I like to hike in state parks, but one thing I can’t stand is pants. So I don’t…”