I'm really very sorry, but it is not my fault. People are so annoying. All my pianists look exactly like poets, and all my poets look exactly like pianists

“Oh my dear fellow...should you not be askind, 'Would the tea like the cup?”

“I never approve, or disapprove, of anything now. It is an absurd attitude to ta…”

“El cigarro es un ejemplo perfecto de un placer perfecto. Es exquisito y deja a …”

“I find I have, and a heart doesn’t suit me, Windermere. Somehow it doesn’t go w…”