I’m reminded of a story I told my 5th grade class in the 4th grade.

“It takes maturity and practice and patience to spread chunky peanut butter even…”

“My advice is to just ignore the problem until you’re dead. This could be the qu…”

“I didn't have romantic feelings for her, but my penis did. So what else could I…”

“A root vegetable went missing. Maybe it will turnip in my next bad pun.”